A parody of 1920’s detective noir stories, Noiratic Express takes place on a train falling on hard times due to a series of unwise financial decisions by a certain intern. Things take a turn for the worse as the train’s controls go awry along with an increasing list of murders perpetrated by a mysterious figure. Ace Detective Richard Smith must gather the last shred of intelligence in his amphetamines-riddled brain to prevent any more of these mysterious murders… whether or not he will succeed is a different story all together.